I want my alpaca back.

MISSING:

Cream-white alpaca, very small and darling. I received him as a gift for my milestone birthday. I met him at the restaurant of the night, aptly named The Drunken Boat because I may or may not have been a little hazy. In my stupor, I seem to have lost my alpaca somewhere between the streets and the bar. I swear he was by my side the whole time. His name is Pocky and he is fluffy. I only knew him for a mere evening, barely! Before he was cruelly stolen from me. Someone definitely stole my alpaca, without a doubt. I want my alpaca back, we have adventures to go on. For example, this could be me right now, but I can't because my alpaca is missing:

If you see my alpaca wandering around, please tell him to come home. His rightful home to his rightful owner, me.  We don't even have to go surfing if he doesn't want to, there are other aquatic sports I will be willing to compromise on. And if you see my alpaca with someone else, call the cops because that bitch stole my alpaca.

-Y